It took a full five minutes.” - Lucille BallĢ0. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen “A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.” - Friedrich Nietzscheġ9. “It wasn’t love at first sight. “You’re never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.” - Mike Primaveraġ8. "Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - David Sedarisġ7. “You know how people say, 'You can’t live without love'? Well, oxygen is even more important.” – Dr. “Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.” - Melanie Whiteġ3. “The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.” - Dolly Partonġ4. “I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!” - Jenny Hanġ5. “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji – no matter what that emoji, they don’t love you back.” - Chelsea Perettiġ2. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” - Jim Gaffiganġ1. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” - Henny Youngmanġ0. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” - Michael Scott, The OfficeĨ. “The thing about Valentine’s day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” - Faye Morganĩ. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. Related: Happy Valentine's Day Quotes! 150 Cupid-Approved V-Day Quotesħ. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” - George Burns "Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." -AnonymousĦ. "To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H. "Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone." -Lewis BlackĤ. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV." - Tracy Smithģ. "I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. “ Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. Related: 365 Reasons Why I Love You-Ideas for a Sentimental Note To Share Every Day of the Year 100 Funny Valentine's Day Quotesġ.
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